Friday, October 14, 2011

Thursday.

Lovely day
That's so weird.


Chauffeur
Venti.
It seemed like such a good idea.

 About an hour after Jessica and I had finished our Venti Starbucks, we both had a little dilemma.
"Hey....Laura. Can we have a bathroom break whenever you see one?" 
Awhile later.
"Hey....so Laura...any bathrooms?"
"No. I haven't seen any yet." 
Driving, driving, driving.
"Sooo.......it's sort of becoming more of a need than a want, this bathroom thing.."
"well you guys are the ones who insisted on Venti's!"
The driving continues.
"OH! There's a town! TURN IN THERE!" 
She pulls (ever so slowly) into a 7-11.
Thank God. We'll make it.
"No Public Restrooms." 
GAH!!!!
"QUICK! Laura, drive!"
"guys, don't rush me, I can't go yet, I'm waiting until it's safe to go." 
*Crossing legs.*
Another gas station.
"No public restrooms." 
"THIS IS RIDICULOUS! QUICK! LAURA, START THE CAR! GO GO GO!"
"Well...I dunno where to go..."
"There, go to Zippies!"
"I don't know where to turn in....oh......it was there. I'll have to go around the block."
"LAURA! DO YOU REALIZE HOW TERRIBLE THIS FEELS?!" 
"There! Just there! Turn into there!" 
"No public restrooms."

"AH! Jessica, up there! A gas station, lets just run up there, it'll be faster." 
"You're right. OW! It hurts!" 
"I know. Just a bit further." 
"NO public restrooms."
"I will literally pee on their floor if the next people don't have a bathroom. Hawaii is SO stupid!"
"Where's the car? AH, LAURA! HURRY UP!" 
"Okay......I don't see anything.....TURN! LAURA, TURN RIGHT! NOW TURN TURN TURN!" 
Run inside grocery store. 
"WHERE'S YOUR BATHROOM?!"
"The nearest one is across the street, turn right, next to JP Pizza."
GAH!
"Okay. Rock, paper, scissors to see who goes first." 
I lose. I ALWAYS lose. 
Walks into bathroom. Jessica gags.
"oh...I'm gonna throw up." 
"I don't care! Hurry up!" 

In the end we both made it. Barely.


lunch

what a silly, little wave.

oh good lord.




Jurassic Park







Stunning, huh?
It was a big hill.






Oh hey, Jessica's tush!



I climbed a tree.

To show you what I'd done.

And got down all on my own.


Look familiar?
Maybe like when Kate and Sawyer went swimming in the first season?
YESSSSSSSSSS.


oh....bit nippy.



I'm Kate. She's Sawyer.


I hear the smoke monster.









Yeeeeah. I'm not one of the beach-hair girls.













12 mm of air. NIIIce.







3 comments:

  1. Simply wonderful! Beautiful beyond words.

    I hope you're loving every minutes (after you get to the bathroom, that is).

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  2. You totally have Kate hair in those jungle pictures!

    Love the pics of you guys in the sunset

    I'm now homesick for my sister - please put her in a suitcase and check her - I'll pay the extra bag fee

    That big wave pic is hilarious!

    See you soon :)

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  3. Your pics are so great - can't wait to see luau pictures!

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